Dear Patients,
This notice is to inform you that the Masked Housekeeper has been spotted cleaning in your area. The Masked Housekeeper has the ability to clean with deathly silence. If you happen to fall asleep, she may clean your room without you ever being aware of her presence. Please, do not be alarmed. She is merely doing her job and you can be assured that you are not in any danger. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact the Environmental Services Department at extension 1081. Thank you!
LOL Love it!
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ReplyDeleteHmm... She must be a ninja.
ReplyDeleteRandom Thought: Hospital housecleaning staff could make good assassins.
Oh, I've already thought of a story idea that would involve infiltrating a hospital as a housekeeper to complete some secret assignment. I mean seriously, housekeepers have access to nearly every area. Sometimes we even get criminals in the hospital, cuffed to their bed and guarded by an officer at all times, but I go right in there and clean around them. Would be so easy to slip them a secret message on how to escape or something. Yep, I have lots of story ideas. :)
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